My Playdate with Big Bird

"Hi Big Bird, it's so good to see you again. I missed you since the last time I saw you. I'm so glad I get to play with you now, rather than that cheap Little Chicken that Mommy and Daddy were trying to pawn off on me. You're much more my size, and a lot better looking too. I hope you're ready for a really fun time."

"Big Bird, this beak of yours taste soooo yummy!! The texture of it is so much more fascinating to me than those peas and carrots that I have to eat everyday. You're not quite as good as my cereal and fruit, but you're pretty yummy."

"Oh wait, I think this thigh is much juicier tasting than your beak. I'll chew on this for a little while. I am just now getting my two bottom teeth in, so let me know if this hurts."




Tickle, Tickle, Tickle, hehehe. Tickle, Tickle, Tickle, hehehe.

... and this little piggy said "wee wee wee" all the way home.

"Don't worry Big Bird, I've saved the most fun for last. Let me introduce you to my new wrestling move I learned. It's called the Braedyn Slam. This will just hurt a wee bit."

"Wow, I'm pooped, not to be confused with "I Pooped". This was a lot of fun. I can't wait until tomorrow when we can play together again. This is so much fun, isn't it Big Bird? ....Big Bird? ....Big Bird? Are you still alive Big Bird?"