Randomness

Random Thought #1:

Okay, seriously - what has happened to my newborn child? He is growing like a weed!! I had to go through his clothes this morning and pull out about a dozen things that he's outgrown already. And he's only 6 weeks old!! I don't think Braedyn outgrew clothes until about 3 months, what a difference. And since I know you're dying to see an updated picture of Baby Chase (I know that's not true, but just humor me), here is my cutie...

As you can tell by his onesie - He Loves Mommy!! Thanks to Kelly M. for getting this cute onesie for Chase. Since the onesie directly complements me, you get the honor of a blog shoutout. =) And don't worry, he'll get a couple more wears out of this one before he outgrows it. haha.

Random Thought #2:
My mom came over today to spend some time with her adorable grandson, so I took that opportunity to go run some errands (read as: go to Target and not leave for under $100). As I was aimlessly walking through the store, I couldn't help but to notice the aisles and aisles of Halloween crap on the shelf. Are you friggin' kidding me? Umm, today is September 8th, when the hell did holiday junk make it to the store shelves 2 months early? This is seriously out of control.

However, now that I think about it, I guess I should start looking for some Halloween costumes. Well, let me think about that again. Let's see, Braedyn's giraffe outfit from last year will probably still fit him this year (you know, the giraffe outfit where people thought he was anything but a giraffe). And since Chase will probably be asleep before we even get started, I guess we can just put him in his pajamas. Well, there you have it... you see, who the heck needs aisles and aisles of Halloween stuff?!?

Random Thought #3:

I went to the eye doctor last week so that I could get an exam and order new contacts. I am switching the brand of contacts this time around, so my doctor orders a trial pair for me to wear for a week or so, and then if they work out, we order a year's worth. So, this chic - who apparently isn't the brightest lightbulb in the bunch - calls me today and this is the phone conversation:

Eye chic: Hi, this is so-and-so from your eye doctor's office.

Me: Hi, how are you.

Eye chic: I was just calling to tell you that your left eye contact lens is in.

Me: Ummm, what about the right one?

Eye chic: Oh, well that one is on backorder.

Me: Oooo-Kay, so ummm, when do you think the right eye contact lens will be in?

Eye chic: Oh, that one should be here in just a few days.

Me: I see, so I'm thinking that you'll call me back once both lenses get there.

Eye chic: Yes, we will do that, I was just calling today to let you know that the left lens came in.

Me: Okay, well thanks for letting me know that...

... and having to engage in conversations like this is why I'm addicted to wine!